Charles "Chuck" Bartowski (
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randomizing2013-08-13 12:07 pm
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[video] Interview Time!
[ The video opens on Chuck sitting in a chair in the apartment, walled off by curtains so the illusion of privacy stands. He looks from one off-camera person to another, and offers a sort of tense smile. He glances at the camera -- ]
Just pretend the camera's not there, Chuck.
Oh, ah... okay. [ He looks back off-camera! ]
How are you settling in?
Oh, fine. I mean, after you spend a week on a deserted island, anything is good, right? Ehehehe. Especially the coffee. [ Makes little "robot" hand gestures, speaking in monotone. ] Chuck need coffee to function.
What role were you assigned in your team?
Um... I'm the judge for Team Two.
That's a pretty important job.
[ Chuck tugs at his collar. ]
Yeah... everybody's really nice, though. Even the other teams. [ Nervous laugh!! ]
Do you have any experience in the fashion industry, Chuck?
[ Clears his throat. ] Um, not exactly. We sold a few fashion designer video games at the Buy More, but I never played any...
Do you have a favorite designer?
[ Completely at a loss. ] Ah, Converse? [ Points down and the camera pans down as Chuck lifts his pant leg and shows off his, well, chucks. ] They count, right?
Sure they do.
Oh, good. [ Gives a bigger, more sincere smile. ]
Who do you think is the biggest diva in your group?
[ Deer-in-headlights look. ] Um, do I really have to answer this question?
[ Suddenly, he appears thoughtful. ] I think Yuuki, maybe. Or maybe Effie.
[ End interview! ]
Just pretend the camera's not there, Chuck.
Oh, ah... okay. [ He looks back off-camera! ]
How are you settling in?
Oh, fine. I mean, after you spend a week on a deserted island, anything is good, right? Ehehehe. Especially the coffee. [ Makes little "robot" hand gestures, speaking in monotone. ] Chuck need coffee to function.
What role were you assigned in your team?
Um... I'm the judge for Team Two.
That's a pretty important job.
[ Chuck tugs at his collar. ]
Yeah... everybody's really nice, though. Even the other teams. [ Nervous laugh!! ]
Do you have any experience in the fashion industry, Chuck?
[ Clears his throat. ] Um, not exactly. We sold a few fashion designer video games at the Buy More, but I never played any...
Do you have a favorite designer?
[ Completely at a loss. ] Ah, Converse? [ Points down and the camera pans down as Chuck lifts his pant leg and shows off his, well, chucks. ] They count, right?
Sure they do.
Oh, good. [ Gives a bigger, more sincere smile. ]
Who do you think is the biggest diva in your group?
[ Deer-in-headlights look. ] Um, do I really have to answer this question?
[ Suddenly, he appears thoughtful. ] I think Yuuki, maybe. Or maybe Effie.
[ End interview! ]
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They asked me who I thought knew the most about fashion. And... andandand I picked you and Effie. Because you seemed to know what you're doing!
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They didn't show the question. I said I didn't want to answer the diva question! Nobody's a diva, you guys are all great.
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Oh, whatever. This is tiring. I'm going to my room.
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And it's not because I'm a diva!
[She's just too tired to deal with all the weirdness of this place, okay??]
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Can I get you something? Coffee?
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[Glancing around for cameras]
Is that allowed here?
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[ Just dig that hole deeper, Bartowski... ]
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[SIGH]
Lets just settle on a glass of chocolate milk.
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Good choice. I'll bring it by?
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[Well, there's nothing like a cup of chocolate to brighten the mood a little.]