[video] Interview Time!

[buymorelifer]

[ The video opens on Chuck sitting in a chair in the apartment, walled off by curtains so the illusion of privacy stands. He looks from one off-camera person to another, and offers a sort of tense smile. He glances at the camera -- ]

Just pretend the camera's not there, Chuck.

Oh, ah... okay. [ He looks back off-camera! ]

How are you settling in?

Oh, fine. I mean, after you spend a week on a deserted island, anything is good, right? Ehehehe. Especially the coffee. [ Makes little "robot" hand gestures, speaking in monotone. ] Chuck need coffee to function.

What role were you assigned in your team?

Um... I'm the judge for Team Two.

That's a pretty important job.

[ Chuck tugs at his collar. ]

Yeah... everybody's really nice, though. Even the other teams. [ Nervous laugh!! ]

Do you have any experience in the fashion industry, Chuck?

[ Clears his throat. ] Um, not exactly. We sold a few fashion designer video games at the Buy More, but I never played any...

Do you have a favorite designer?

[ Completely at a loss. ] Ah, Converse? [ Points down and the camera pans down as Chuck lifts his pant leg and shows off his, well, chucks. ] They count, right?

Sure they do.

Oh, good. [ Gives a bigger, more sincere smile. ]

Who do you think is the biggest diva in your group?

[ Deer-in-headlights look. ] Um, do I really have to answer this question?

[ Suddenly, he appears thoughtful. ] I think Yuuki, maybe. Or maybe Effie.

[ End interview! ]

Comments

[cocooned]

[ . . . ]

I'm the diva!? [REALLY CHUCK!?]

What is this even based on?

[EFFIE WINS BY A LANDSLIDE OKAY]

[buymorelifer]

[ LSKDJFLSDKJF ]

No, hang on-- I didn't say that!!

[cocooned]

You just did.

[buymorelifer]

But-- but I didn't! [ Woobie panic. ]

They asked me who I thought knew the most about fashion. And... andandand I picked you and Effie. Because you seemed to know what you're doing!

[cocooned]

[Just this incredibly doubtful theres-no-way-i'd-believe-that look. T.V. DOESN'T LIE.]

[buymorelifer]

[ D: D: D: ]

They didn't show the question. I said I didn't want to answer the diva question! Nobody's a diva, you guys are all great.

1/3

[cocooned]

[Just one long hard look...]

2/3

[cocooned]

[. . . Before sighing.]

Oh, whatever. This is tiring. I'm going to my room.

3/3

[cocooned]

[ . . . Urk]

And it's not because I'm a diva!

[She's just too tired to deal with all the weirdness of this place, okay??]

[buymorelifer]

Yuuki, I'm sorry... really really...

Can I get you something? Coffee?

[cocooned]

. . . I don't really like coffee.

[buymorelifer]

A strong drink, maybe? [ If she wants it, he will find one. ] I think I want one...

[cocooned]

A-Are you offering alcohol to a minor?

[Glancing around for cameras]

Is that allowed here?

[buymorelifer]

I won't tell if you don't!

[ Just dig that hole deeper, Bartowski... ]

[cocooned]

. . .

[SIGH]

Lets just settle on a glass of chocolate milk.

[buymorelifer]

[ Laughs a little, despite still being kind of horrified this happened. ]

Good choice. I'll bring it by?

[cocooned]

All right...

[Well, there's nothing like a cup of chocolate to brighten the mood a little.]

[subdueme]

...Yuuki's not a diva.

[There is amusement in his eyes though.]

Bossy, immature, a glutton, possessive and demanding--yes. But not a diva.

[buymorelifer]

[ Aaaaah, he's so mortified. ]

I know! Wait-- I mean, I know she's not a diva. I don't know why they did that.

[cocooned]

[ZERO.]

Are you trying to help me or make me look worse?

[ijustlovethat]

Diva?

[you opened the door. now she's going to strut right on in with her big heels and flashy costume. literally a little bit flashy, by the way. there's glitter in some of the flower pins in her wig.]

Oh, no, dear. You see, I am incapable of being a diva. A diva doesn't go around making sure everything is going smoothly, right? I am working far too hard to be called a diva! Why, the clients fit the role more, and as far as I can tell, they're being perfectly delightful!