Charles "Chuck" Bartowski (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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randomizing2013-08-13 12:07 pm
buymorelifer) wrote in randomizing2013-08-13 12:07 pm
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[video] Interview Time!
[ The video opens on Chuck sitting in a chair in the apartment, walled off by curtains so the illusion of privacy stands. He looks from one off-camera person to another, and offers a sort of tense smile. He glances at the camera -- ]
Just pretend the camera's not there, Chuck.
Oh, ah... okay. [ He looks back off-camera! ]
How are you settling in?
Oh, fine. I mean, after you spend a week on a deserted island, anything is good, right? Ehehehe. Especially the coffee. [ Makes little "robot" hand gestures, speaking in monotone. ] Chuck need coffee to function.
What role were you assigned in your team?
Um... I'm the judge for Team Two.
That's a pretty important job.
[ Chuck tugs at his collar. ]
Yeah... everybody's really nice, though. Even the other teams. [ Nervous laugh!! ]
Do you have any experience in the fashion industry, Chuck?
[ Clears his throat. ] Um, not exactly. We sold a few fashion designer video games at the Buy More, but I never played any...
Do you have a favorite designer?
[ Completely at a loss. ] Ah, Converse? [ Points down and the camera pans down as Chuck lifts his pant leg and shows off his, well, chucks. ] They count, right?
Sure they do.
Oh, good. [ Gives a bigger, more sincere smile. ]
Who do you think is the biggest diva in your group?
[ Deer-in-headlights look. ] Um, do I really have to answer this question?
[ Suddenly, he appears thoughtful. ] I think Yuuki, maybe. Or maybe Effie.
[ End interview! ]
Just pretend the camera's not there, Chuck.
Oh, ah... okay. [ He looks back off-camera! ]
How are you settling in?
Oh, fine. I mean, after you spend a week on a deserted island, anything is good, right? Ehehehe. Especially the coffee. [ Makes little "robot" hand gestures, speaking in monotone. ] Chuck need coffee to function.
What role were you assigned in your team?
Um... I'm the judge for Team Two.
That's a pretty important job.
[ Chuck tugs at his collar. ]
Yeah... everybody's really nice, though. Even the other teams. [ Nervous laugh!! ]
Do you have any experience in the fashion industry, Chuck?
[ Clears his throat. ] Um, not exactly. We sold a few fashion designer video games at the Buy More, but I never played any...
Do you have a favorite designer?
[ Completely at a loss. ] Ah, Converse? [ Points down and the camera pans down as Chuck lifts his pant leg and shows off his, well, chucks. ] They count, right?
Sure they do.
Oh, good. [ Gives a bigger, more sincere smile. ]
Who do you think is the biggest diva in your group?
[ Deer-in-headlights look. ] Um, do I really have to answer this question?
[ Suddenly, he appears thoughtful. ] I think Yuuki, maybe. Or maybe Effie.
[ End interview! ]
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I'm the diva!? [REALLY CHUCK!?]
What is this even based on?
[EFFIE WINS BY A LANDSLIDE OKAY]
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[There is amusement in his eyes though.]
Bossy, immature, a glutton, possessive and demanding--yes. But not a diva.
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[you opened the door. now she's going to strut right on in with her big heels and flashy costume. literally a little bit flashy, by the way. there's glitter in some of the flower pins in her wig.]
Oh, no, dear. You see, I am incapable of being a diva. A diva doesn't go around making sure everything is going smoothly, right? I am working far too hard to be called a diva! Why, the clients fit the role more, and as far as I can tell, they're being perfectly delightful!