[After the first five minutes, Bart has completely lost interest in his surroundings. He's already filled out his job application, read all the magazines in the waiting room, rang the receptionist bell fifty times, and had two cups of coffee piled high with cream and sugar because there was nothing else to be had.

He is currently, to say the least, a hyperactive ball of spazz.]

Hey cool, nice costume! Did you make it yourself? I didn't realize it was Halloween already but time always passes so slowly, I don't know how you guys manage to do it.

[The downside of being a speedster.]