[ he nods, once, slightly sharp, and then he says ] Greener grass. Everyone wants what they can't have. Other cliches that aren't coming to mind right now. [ the wave of his hand is dismissive; the look in his eyes, still intent on Bruce's face, less so. ] Of course, I never really had a shot at normal, so I guess I'm not what you'd call unbiased.

[ casual addition is casual: ] Plus, I wouldn't actually be here today if it weren't for you and Larry the Cucumber.

[ definitely not unbiased ]